Aqua-Soft Forumsok... let me get this straight...
1)you smoked my dope
2)ate my captain crunch
3)got mud on my carpet
4)left the floater in the toilet... yeah, you didn't think i'd notice, covering it up with toilet paper didn't hide anything. (bouyakasha!)
And after all this, all i get is an offer of sand!! what about them camels? you got camels in the UAE? i'll take one of those, i'd be the hippest guy running down the highway in my gas-free camel... (i would hook up some nitrous so he runs faster, though).
well since i got so good at getting shipping quotes, i took the liberty of trying to get you one for an average sized camel. unfortunately, when i called ups, the woman said something about how they had some "problem shipping animals over 1000 lbs. in one of the UPS envelopes." i told her that she probably wasn't trying hard enough and she should go ask someone to help her squeeze it in. she kept whining about how she thought this was a prank call, blah, blah, blah... i told her to go f-k herself and i was sick of UPS' excuses and i was going to use fedex for all my illegal international animal shipping from now on.
good luck with the engagement...