I am leaving. [Epic Thread]

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Internet Trolls- Where the Fairytale Ends

According to storybooks, Trolls are disgusting, smelly creatures that live under bridges. Trolls eat goats and small children. Growing up surrounded by fairy tales, what they didn’t explore was a new breed of troll. The Internet Troll. Equally vile and disgusting, if Internet trolls smell, we can’t vouch for that. Nor can we attest that they eat goats or small children. We don’t believe those items appear on their menu. But, we could be wrong.

Moderating a popular forum, we have had to deal with several types of trolls. We would like to introduce you to them now. They are in a class by themselves.

The “Goodbye You Meanie’s” Troll- The curtain call that never ends, this troll wants all his toys and the rulebook, or he will take all his marbles and go home. But he must have lost his compass, misplaced his map or perhaps he needs a guide dog, because he never quite gets around to leaving.

The members are “mean,” the moderators are “biased,” the rules are “unfair.” Either change the entire format of the forums, and rewrite the rules to his satisfaction, or he will lead a group effort and dictate a mass exodus off the boards. So as you watch him still in tracking, or see his ISP number appear as guest- get this troll out of your life by kicking him in the backside and parking his carcass elsewhere.

These are the Internet trolls that stand out from the rest. There are hundreds to choose from. Our hope is that in describing these types, we have prepared you for future encounters, so your forum members can post happily ever after.

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You calling me a troll? I am not a troll.

#471627

For The Thousanth Ga-space-illionth Time:

NO ONE CALLED YOU ANYTHING.

#471630

... Lmao!

I feel bad about it, but still..

its funny!

#471631

I can't believe this. Come on, stop being so sensitive. Do you actually except everyone to agree with you 100% of the time? Just follow the advice others have given you here, there is no need to start threads like this. Take it from someone who has truly been driven off a forum by really mean people and been called names, this isn't it, people are just voicing their opinions, just as you are. And just like others have said, no one is calling you anything. Please just take a moment to breathe. Calm down.

#471633

I can't believe this. Come on, stop being so sensitive. Do you actually except everyone to agree with you 100% of the time? Just follow the advice others have given you here, there is no need to start threads like this. Take it from someone who has truly been driven off a forum by really mean people and been called names, this isn't it, people are just voicing their opinions, just as you are. And just like others have said, no one is calling you anything. Please just take a moment to breathe. Calm down.

I am calm. I just sometimes don't like other peoples opinions (what they say).

#471634

Well tough nuggets. Thats life.

#471635

welcome to the internet.

edit: ROFL TOUGH NUGGETS WTF KINDA EXPRESSION IS THAT

#471636

And again...

LMAO!!!

Epic.

#471637

Well tough nuggets. Thats life.

Well, the world isn't perfect and people can't always agree with each other.

#471638

ROFL TOUGH NUGGETS WTF KINDA EXPRESSION IS THAT

The fact that its been a long Saturday and at 12:30AM on Sunday, I ran out of snappy comebacks.

#471639

You just said that you dont like...uch you're confusing me holmes.

#471640

Well, the world isn't perfect and people can't always agree with each other.

Um, yeah, that's what we are trying to get you to realize here. If you know that, why are you getting so offended?

#471643

^Word.

Here is what I don't get;

Why do you take something somebody said, flip it around and turn it into something offensive?

Thats why they have Prozac, so that you don't have to worry about these sorta things.

...

*sigh*

yep I'm out...

#471644

thanks nessa for clarifying what i tried to say

#471645

Um, yeah, that's what we are trying to get you to realize here. If you know that, why are you getting so offended?

I said I don't like some opinions people make.

#471646

Okay, so why do you find that offensive?

I'm sorry, but if you get offended because people don't agree with you, then there is something that needs to be done.

#471647

Okay, so why do you find that offensive?

I'm sorry, but if you get offended because people don't agree with you, then there is something that needs to be done.

No, it's not that. I got offended because people called me names. I had a long day today.

#471648

Then take a nap.

ohmigosh. gnome is here x_x

#471649

Then take a nap.

I am not tired.

#471650

Then please child, go work out your issues with a counselor, or a psychiatrist, or something. You need to be able to take criticism and "names."

Grow up, please.

...LMAO!

#471652

On a more serious note, don't worry about the internet. What happens on a bulletin board doesn't change who you are or how others think of you as a person in real life. Granted, the same goes both ways: you can't become more social and mature using the internet. The internet is nothing more than lights to amuse you and pass the time, time you can spend developing as a person.

#471653

Then please child, go work out your issues with a counselor, or a psychiatrist, or something. You need to be able to take criticism and "names."

Grow up, please.

...LMAO!

I am not a child. I just had a bad day.

#471654

LMAO gnome. well need cat macro to save the thread.

Look dude, you had a bad day. big whoop. everyone gets 'em.

A bad day shouldn't justify weither or not you....ahh to hell with it. Just, chill. Go take a nap. Not tired? Oh well. Sleep. Trust me, you'll feel better. Best cure for a bad day.

#471656

On a more serious note, don't worry about the internet. What happens on a bulletin board doesn't change who you are or how others think of you as a person in real life. Granted, the same goes both ways: you can't become more social and mature using the internet. The internet is nothing more than lights to amuse you and pass the time, time you can spend developing as a person.

The internet can be an evil place sometimes.

#471657

What do you mean can be? The internet is evil.

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Welcome to hell?

#471659