Weapon of Choice

No Keyboard attacks? Only piece of hardware infront of me and the monitor.

Ah, didn't occur to me... but i think my keyboard wouldn't have a chance... the computer that has inspired me to post this has a case of steel all the way around, weighs a heck of a lot, i think the plastic keyboard wouldn't fair so well lol :P

Good chance against an iMac though :D

#382609

for me a double edged reaper sithe he he he.....or maybe a crazy little octupus on a stock that shoots death spores....

#382642

My head since it's already empty

#382728

Katana... or any other very sharp, but stylish sword hehe

#382749

Sledge Hammer. Any firearm wouldn't give me the satisfaction of destroying it. A crowbar or baseball bat could suffice, but it can't cause as much malice as a sledge hammer.

Although, I wouldn't mind going at it with a rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws…that explode.

#382780

Although, I wouldn't mind going at it with a rocket launcher that shoots chainsaws…that explode.

Where can I purchase one of these, and how much? :D

#382782

i got my weapon in my pants. that's right: run away, weaklings!!!

#382792

My vote goes for corrosive acid treatment... slowly digesting away the evil soul of the computer until it's a bubbling pond of useless molten remains... either that or just give it to the neighbor you don't like. :) LOL

#383399

bleh if you want an original way try some thermite, naturally make sure you dont weld the plastic and metal of the computer with the floor

#383440