Weapon of Choice

Your not-so-beloved computer has crashed, destroyed all your files, and generally pissed you off for the 156th time, so you finally give into the urge and decide that some physical action is needed. ;)

What is your weapon/implement/blunt object of choice for agressively spreading it's inards around the room?

Click the results numbers to see who voted what

#382328

A bat...

Office Space style

#382329

You can vote now :)

#382335

No volunteering other people's heads, guys! :P

-NC

#382337

ha.... Butcher's Knife!

#382338

C4 will do the job ;)

#382340

Railgun for me :cool:

#382345

FLAMETHROWER on that computer!

#382349

a pair of UZI for me

#382360

@Duy: You are one fast guy. :cool:

I would use Axe. (Inspired by my favorite Warcraft II character: Barbarian :D )

#382361

In retrospect, i think a tracked vehicle would have done the job quite satisfyingly :D

#382400

It wouldn't be the first piece of electronic eqipment to go out the window. :D

#382401

I would first start with a bat and chiansaw.. then i would get all angry and burn it with petrol.

after that i would run it over with a Earth Mover.

Then i would get really angry and bring out a tank and blow it to hell! :D

#382407

i'll use the my good old hand, still works perfect

#382410

I would like to see a rocket Launcher :D

#382416

er why dont you just use your bare hands like this guy here?

SHOW NO MERCY

#382425

Axe at lack of other ranged blade weapon. Ammo is simply too scarce in the world and I don't intend to stay near a gun shop. If I had unlimited ammo, I'd take a semi-auto ranged rifle capable of burst fire. Otherwise, a nice katana or a long blade at the end of a shaft would be nice.

#382442

Soft cushion, and then a comfortable armchair....

#382448

My choise - A-bomb... he he he! Just kidding. :) Let's make Peace, not War!

#382449

what do you pick if you have a mac and that doesnt happen :P

#382456

My current item in Oblivion - Sufferthorn (Magical Dagger) :P

*Yes it does nothing to the pc

#382518

gatling gun

#382536

gatling gun

superb! :D

All of the above...or ctrl+f11 for ya Dell users.

what do you pick if you have a mac and that doesnt happen :P

Just for that you got bumped to the top of the list! :P

#382538

No Keyboard attacks? Only piece of hardware infront of me and the monitor.

#382539