Ever Wonder?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline ! "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that

stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

#83773

Way too much time on your hands.

#83780

agreed

those are kind of interesting questions....they all have answers, technical ones of course so they are kind of pointless

#83784

its little irony. I love it

#83794

Ah, gotta love "The Confused Philosopher"...

#83797

yes an i have also wondered whi separate is only one word and all together is two words...

#83841

No Seph, the word 'altogether' is around, to invalidate your question. Sorry.

#83863

I likey.

I never noticed the woman & mascara thing. But now that I think about it, it's true. I can't wait until the next time my girl is getting all prettied up. It's like sneezing without closing your eyes. I'm gonna put her ass to the test.

#83865

hair is dead, skin is alive.

to look sexy while getting sexier.

they're all liars, and good journalists avoid liars.

because the history of the word is longer.

at least they're somewhat honest.

because everything is backwards.

soylent green is made of people.

because he needs to keep at least one toe in the door to heaven.

because car exhaust gets you high.

meat tastes like meat.

You, its called mcdonalds.

he would have killed yellow fever.

because they need to use it for smack inbetween executions.

and put all those emergency workers out of business?

it doesn't hit them.

'wallsinbetweenpeople'ments

Yes

Terminal velocity.

:moon:

#83874