I Am Rich

Ha, I wish...

But no seriously look at the crap apple approves for the app store. No quality control, and the crap that devs have submitted that are worth purchasing are not showing up.

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore...=287116612&mt=8

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#506763

Are you freaking kidding me?!?

That's horseshit! Apple probably just saw the price-tag on it, and passed it through.

#506764

what the fcuk? wtf is the point. Such a load of shit...

Even sadder -- people will probably buy it.

...I think I might search for it on bittorrent. Ha.

"App Store FAQs" = "App Store FAGs"

#506767

Betchya the special mantra is "I'm a dumb@ss"! ;)

Better yet, maybe you've got to go to a website and pay extra for the mantra?

#506773

I LOL'd. Come on guys, it's a joke, don't take it so hard. :D

#506784

I LOL'd. Come on guys, it's a joke, don't take it so hard. :D

It would be humorous if there were already quality apps available in the App Store. Right now, it is just filled with useless crap that are no more than glorified web apps (granted, there are some diamonds in the rough, but they are few and far between). Apple is really dropping the ball on their App Store. Many great developers and apps are being declined for no reason, yet they let pointless and terrible apps like this make the cut? There were easily more quality apps available through jailbreaking before the switch to 2.0 than there are in the current official App Store. I will feel the need to add that Jailbreaking was an absolutely free distribution method, with no easy development tools like Apple is supplying.

#506788

I agree with Wizard's last comment...

"It would be humorous if there were already quality apps available in the App Store. Right now, it is just filled with useless crap "

but at Least Jobs and CO. Share the developers sense of humour... better than being a big faceless company of robots, its good to have a chuckle? yes.

#506806

i thought this was an article about getting rich..or how to get your dreams etc..hahaha..anyways we are all free to post what we like as long as it is under the guidelines..

#506812

Apparently that app was removed from the App Store - either by Apple or by the "developer".

#506832

I bought it.

#506834

I bought it.

LOLZ :D

This thing is completly in line with apple's percieved value strategy ;)

#506835

It would be humorous if there were already quality apps available in the App Store. Right now, it is just filled with useless crap that are no more than glorified web apps (granted, there are some diamonds in the rough, but they are few and far between). Apple is really dropping the ball on their App Store. Many great developers and apps are being declined for no reason, yet they let pointless and terrible apps like this make the cut? There were easily more quality apps available through jailbreaking before the switch to 2.0 than there are in the current official App Store. I will feel the need to add that Jailbreaking was an absolutely free distribution method, with no easy development tools like Apple is supplying.

I understand that, though for what it is I still found it funny. Also the app store is still new, there will be issues with it at first but eventually it will grow into something great, just like the other parts of the iTunes store have.

#506915

It's on Cydia now. Looks like that Boss guy made a clone.

#506916

I think Apple is dumb as hell for letting this through. I hope I don't actually see people with this app. That would be the dumbest person on earth. Actually, I could see Steve Jobs buying this. lol

#506917

He sold a total of 8 of these apps. So he made $5600... not bad :D

And as for the accidental purchasing thing... that's why I don't use the one click buy. I'd rather go through the "hassle" of clicking one more time when I buy something than accidently buy something I didn't want, even if it is only a $10 album.

#506963

i'll take it

#506970

Wait, people actually bought this shit?

#506986

Wait, people actually bought this shit?

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He sold a total of 8 of these apps. So he made $5600... not bad :D

#506989

I know, monkey -- that's why I'm like WTFNOOOO -- it was in reply to Don's post

#506990

Am I rich yet?

#506991

He sold a total of 8 of these apps. So he made $5600... not bad :D

And as for the accidental purchasing thing... that's why I don't use the one click buy. I'd rather go through the "hassle" of clicking one more time when I buy something than accidently buy something I didn't want, even if it is only a $10 album.

Even if you click the 'buy' button on the iPhone, it prompts you for your iTunes password before doing the purchase.

#506998

Even if you click the 'buy' button on the iPhone, it prompts you for your iTunes password before doing the purchase.

I don't think it does that in iTunes on your computer though, or if it does, how did people accidently buy it?

#506999

Even if you click the 'buy' button on the iPhone, it prompts you for your iTunes password before doing the purchase.

You can set it to one-click buy, which is how many people accidentally bought it.

#507001

That would be the worst thing that would happen to me is accidentally buying this app. I think I would be in a crazy house if i accidentally bought this. Anyways, how do you know how many people bought this?

#507005

You can set it to one-click buy, which is how many people accidentally bought it.

Crap, you're right. I don't have that enabled like I thought I did.

#507006