America is awesome (NSFW!)

Our tits are big and our ****s are long. And what do we do on our country's birthday? We blow shit up. We are a war hungry people whose national anthem was written about a battle. We're fat as hell, pollute the most and have all the nukes.

Happy 4th of July people. I for one will be enjoying eating brats, swimming in pools occupied by 20 year old blonds, blowing shit up in my backyard, and at the end of the day, take a 10 hour trip up to Vermont and spend the weekend hunting deer with my redneck family -- me, my father, and my uncle.

Yeah. America Rules.

#504418

God Bless America.

TITS OR GTFO

#504420

Best laugh ever: Top Gear America Special.

http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=eFQJS0hEFw0

Summery: Don´t go to America....

#504444

Oh god, the americans are coming.

#504458

America could be great (again)...

a happy 4th of July to all of you overthere :)

#504471

Happy 4th of July people :D

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