You set up an automatic rerouting of your e-mail to your pager.
i got that, and in reverse too! I am a member of my local fire department, and whenever 219 gets a call, I get an email w/ info, and a text message sent to my phone.
If you paid $6000 for your computer and $500 for your car.
lmao, classic!
Someone says, "What are the odds?" and you calculate them.
Your fraternities make Flash websites to promote their party.
You come out of a Star Trek movie and argue about the physics involved.
Instead of saying "They don't go in order," you say, "They aren't linear."
Rearranging your room requires a floor plan, made with Visio or AutoCAD, with revisions.
You know what ";http://" stands for.
You write "goto" as one word.
You don't think of an icy ground as slippery, rather as having a low μ.
Someone says G-Nuke, and no one thinks of rap.
1TB of hard drive space isn't enough anymore.
You know what an exabyte is even though Microsoft Word doesn't even recognize it as a word...and you want that amount of hard drive storage capacity.
Computers with only one monitor just don't cut it anymore.
you know you're a geek when you feel you have to point out that phantom_lord meant "you're," not "your."(sorry phantom-lord, pet-peeve of mine...)
Yeah, mine too! //Fixed.-NC
*Don't anyone say I'm a geek for pointing that out, <-
When you randomly quote thread content and attempt to string it together with vaguely related web pictures. [that's a sentence fragment, yes i know]
NC and shmengie, that one is for you 
I've gotta fess up.
I saw a car today with the license plate "RGB-788". I stood there for a moment trying to think of exactly what colour it would be. I got home and checked it. I was right!
Impressive! 
When you go back in time with Time Machine on your Mac.
You know you're a geek when...
...your computer ever had less than 1 megabyte of RAM. (my first had 2k of RAM)
...you owned a hard drive smaller than 10 megabytes - that cost over $2000.
...you used to get programs in BASIC from computer magazines and enter them by hand.
...you used to save and load your programs from cassette tapes.
...you thought the Tandy Model 100 was the coolest laptop you ever saw in your life!
And I fit all these... *sigh* lol
- Drake.
Yeah, good old times. I remember when I first had a sort of kind of keyboard in 1990 which was the computer, the TV was the monitor and I loaded games from cassette tapes, and next year I got a Commodore 64. I enjoyed it a lot 
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