Fun things to do at the Apple Store.

List things that are fun to do at the apple store.

1. Change the desktop picture to something funny.

2. Find a picture of the new iPod Nanos and just leave that open.

continue the list...

#469952

install vista!

#469960

Or surf on the Microsoft website.

//Edit: Hehe,, I remember seeing Vista on a Mac in Harrod's when I visited London a few weeks earlier.

#469966

hmmmm... go to the word processor and write POOP XD

#469968

go to the word processor and write POOP

laugh at the kid who wrote "poop" on the word processor

#469971

Bring along your osx86 computer and boot it up at the Genius Bar, asking why something won't work right. Then when you get questioned, act like you had no idea OS X was Apple hardware exclusive

#469986

Start photobooth... take funny shots of your self and leave them open on desktop.

#469999

ask if they come installed with os 8 or linux?

#470002

Buy Stuff.

#470005

wait till this list gets massive and full of really funny things, then do them all, and finally, have this thread open on all the computers.

#470006

some have guitars for garage band. pretend you're so much hotter than you really are and go wild...

#470015

I often think about taking my 17" HP laptop that's "aqua-ed" out and set it down in the display area and see if anybody walks up and starts playing with it thinking it's some sort of custom MBP.

#470021

Three words: Do it.

Crap that's two.

EDIT: Ooh, ooh! Make a new keynote and just paste the blue screen of death. Make loads of duplicate slide. Then people will think the mac is getting a bsod (Well, idiots at least!) unless somebody presses esc

#470024

Buy Stuff.

its only fun if you're not using your credit card..

why not turn off all the screens, when asked what you're doing say "energy saving"

#470034

Pretend you're insane, and whenever someone walks up to a certain computer in the store, go Gollum on 'em and say your precious isn't for public use by filthy filthy fanboys.

#470036

oh oh oh, walk up to a clerk and ask them where the Microsoft section is.

#470040

The old "take a screenshot of the desktop and hide the dock and the icons" trick still works. I've done it a few times. Fun to watch the Apple employees try to figure out why the dock won't work but everything else will. Then they try quitting the dock and it still doesn't fix the problem, then restarting.... and so on into eternity.

#470046

Good ones.

#470049

poop on the genius bar.

that should get a rise out of someone

#470088

Start photobooth... take funny shots of your self and leave them open on desktop.

I've did that on Sunday!

The old "take a screenshot of the desktop and hide the dock and the icons" trick still works.

Until now, that's the best one I've heard. I'm definitely gonna do it when I visit an Apple Store next time

#470089

take your parents in on happy pills.

(so that they buy lots, and make everyone laugh... including you when you get that sparkly new imac home...)

#470116

what you should do in a non-apple shop is take a pen drive with a screenshot of an apple desktop and hide the start menu and desktop icons and put the screenshot as wallpaper and see how many people think it's an apple mac and try to use the dock

#470144