Adopt-a-Developer, anyone up for it?

I seriously could use some help, and was wondering if there were any Cocoa/Objective-C developers out there who could "adopt" me and communicate with me via IM to help get me on my feet.

I do have previous experience with various languages, including C++ and Visual Basic.

virstulte for AIM, laplaceyourass@hotmail.com for MSN, and virstulte for Skype.

Thanks in advance!

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