The iPhone comes out today...

I'm sure you all know the iPhone comes out today. For those who are less informed, here are some of the features its touting:

For all those too lazy to click, this means:

Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall
Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all times
Takes Polaroids
When moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effects
Prominent Apple logo
Reproduces through asexual budding
Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy
Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you're not using it

lmao ur crazy slewed

Hey, I want that light saber sound effect! Funny stuff, slwd.

I got mine. Syncing at the moment.