Microsoft to Sue Apple over iPhone

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Microsoft founder Bill Gates demonstrating the zPhone, the idea for which he claims was stolen by Apple for the iPhone

Redmond, WA (APE) - Multibillionaire and founder of Microsoft, Bill Gates, today announced that he is pursuing legal recourse against Apple Inc. in regards to their recent rollout of the iPhone. He stated that Microsoft would be pursuing an undisclosed sum in punitive damages from Apple, claiming that Microsoft was the victim of industrial espionage, and that the entire concept of the iPhone was stolen from them.

Gates then unveiled the zPhone, a multifunction cellular phone based upon Microsoft's Zune handheld multimedia platform. The Zune was released late last year as Microsoft's response to the popular and ever-expanding Apple iPod. Gates claimed that the zPhone would feature a mobile version of Microsoft's newest operating system, Windows Vista. He also stated that the revolutionary phone would be able to run and utilize an Apple operating system and software if the consumer so desired.

Gates refused to speculate as to how Apple accomplished the theft of his innovations, but stated lawyers for Microsoft felt that the decision to give away thousands of the Zune devices as a promotional gimmick may have had something to do with it. Gates maintained that Windows Vista would be released at the end of the month on schedule, and that Microsoft engineers were confident the theft of the zPhone did not represent a significant security threat to the overall operating system.

Apple founder Steve Jobs was reached for comment, and dismissed Microsoft's suit outright as ludicrous. "When you're number two and trying harder just doesn't seem to work, I guess you just cheat," stated Jobs.

Read the whole story at: http://apple-iphone-blog.blogspot.com/2007...ver-iphone.html

Now Microsoft claims they stole their idea... :slant: Funny they tried to sue apple lol

#454005

This just screams lame, doesn't it?

#454006

WHAA! WHA! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I am so sick of these two companies crying about each other. They should just burry the hatchet and have sex each other.

#454007

WHAA! WHA! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I am so sick of these two companies crying about each other. They should just burry the hatchet and have sex each other.

yeahh! i'd rather buy products from aol-apple-microsoft-time-warner-walmart, wouldn't you?

to simplify the name they could adopt the simple acronym: wawa™

#454010

Gates vs. Jobs (Worth the click)

quote from movie:

"Whats that?!" screams bill gates, "its an iHouse!" replys steve jobs, "But theres no Windows!!" "EXACTLY!"

#454011

looks like Apples getting back at MS for stealing Vista from them

...or so it seems

#454012

Um...I call shenanigans

#454015

Gates vs. Jobs (Worth the click)
quote from movie:
"Whats that?!" screams bill gates, "its an iHouse!" replys steve jobs, "But theres no Windows!!" "EXACTLY!"

Wasn't this posted here before? Funny little video anyways.

#454020