wizard Rates You!

This is a thread which you answer 10 questions. Based on those answers you post, I will give you a ranking based on a 10 point scale that tells you how "cool" I think you are.

The formula used to derive at the score is top secret and only the top holding platypus chair-members know it's true inner-workings. So, sorry, I cannot give you rationale for your score.

Remember, this is meant to be fun. Any score given is out of entertainment and has no actual value, ever. Seriously, never.

So, if you feel like killing some time, answer the following questions and I will feed the answers into my super-hypo-hepa-mega-micro-macro-omni-chloro-floro-calculator and relay what it tells me.

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

8. In one word, describe me.

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

Good Luck!

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Scores

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zeeR - 9.4

Levi- The perfectionist - 9.3

iGo - 9.3

deathmedic3rd - 9.2

shmengie - 9.1

Peskat - 9.1

Soniku - 9.1

RIMMER - 9.0

gnomexp - 9.0

GillBates - 8.9.

ZeroC00l - 8.8

GameBoyzGB - 8.8

flyakite - 8.8

roshow - 8.7

xfactor8 - 8.5

mps69 - 8.3

zondajag - 8.3

Slewed - 8.2

evilmnky204 - 8.1

Jjcd7 - 8.1

AppleThink - 8.0

Ertai88 - 7.9

jhorner - 7.6

_cell - 7.6

Realitybath1's dog, Kisa - 7.5

dave double u - 7.4

liquidplasmaflow - 7.3

realitybath1 - 7.2

Ellada - 7.1

The Cereal Mouse - 7.1

tauhshi - 7.0

Paralex - 6.7

vkeios - 5.9

Sci-Fi - 4.2

Austin123 - 2.9

#434704

Do we get 10s if we don't close this thread?

-NC

P.S: #3 = me, #9 = Vanilla.

#434706

Do we get 10s if we don't close this thread?

You wouldn't do that, would you Auntie Nancy?

/me blinks big googley eyes

P.S: #3 = me, #9 = Vanilla.

That's about a .3 right now. I appears that skipping questions penalizes your score .

#434709

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

Ipod Mini

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

not really used iTunes much, but version 5

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

Heather Graham

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

flying

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

dark purple

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

don't have the time or money too

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

hard rock

8. In one word, describe me.

wizard

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

chocolate mmm

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

what are the monsters of zazabongo?

crazed milk drinking frogs oh noes!

#434712

This could be fun, I'm game for a laugh, so here goes.

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

The new shuffle

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

Never used it

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

Kate Winlet/Rachel Weisz

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

Flying

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

Black

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

World of what?

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

Punk

8. In one word, describe me.

Eccentric

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Vanilla

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

Do toilets in Oz flush in the opposite direction to the ones in UK.

Of course not

#434715

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

Ipod gen4

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

version 6

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

er, Jessica Alba was my first choice but heather graham too

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

being able to invent superpowers and use them, duh.

5. What is your favorite colour?

baby blue

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

what deathmedic said

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

hip hop/rap

8. In one word, describe me.

wizard

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

Why do i have to?

because i do, dagnabbit.

#434718

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

5g 60gb, the newest that can run rockbox.

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

Don't care, I'm a foobar man.

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

George Zimmer and Nevada-tan. (censored face ftw)

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

Laser cuticles.

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

Light blue.

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

No.

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

Rock?

8. In one word, describe me.

Judging on the avatar, you must be Time's person of the year. (close enough to one word)

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Was chocolate, now vanilla.

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

Q: How much wood can a woodchuck sell by the seashore gas explosion?

A: At least 5.

#434719

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

Nano V1 Black

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

no itunes, Foobar

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

Audrey Hepburn circa 1958ish , Leonardo Dicaprio

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

Flight

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

Blue

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

No

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

Rock

8. In one word, describe me.

You

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

Are you bored? **** yes

#434720

Hahaha about time you came up with something witty

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

ipod video 60 gig, 5th gen. I haven't tried anything else.

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

6 All the way!

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

For females it would be Sofia Vergara, for males i'd pick myself and then Prince.

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

to fly

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

black

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

No

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

Ska

8. In one word, describe me.

Spontaneous

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

How much salami is worth it? All of it

#434722

Results will also be added to the initial post in score descending order. Un-scored ballots up to this post.

deathmedic3rd had a strong showing! - 9.2

mps69 did solid. The computer crashed when it was looking for Kate Winslet and Rachel Weisz in it's male database. - 8.3

Slewed did not too shabby. - 8.2

vkeios, unfortunately, didn't do so spectacular. - 5.9

jhorner had a promising ballot. - 7.6

Austin123. The computer told me to tell you this, "we don't like smart-asses". But it did give you credit for some answers that it liked. Though, that wasn't much either. - 4.9 2.9

Edit: Sorry, I read some scores wrong. The following adjustments need to be made:

Austin123 - 2.9

That is all.

#434723

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

The 3rd Gen iPod, with the touch wheel.

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

Version 6.

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

Errr .. Women = Angelina Jolie/Elisha Cuthbert. Both are very, very hot. Guys, it's well hard

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

To be able to have any super power I wanted. Haha, just kidding. Probably being able to run really, really fast. Just cause I'm on a track team

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

Black/Daaaark Blue.

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

No. Heard too many "horror stories" about it

Didn't even try the demo

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

Metal. All of it.

8. In one word, describe me.

Wizard-like.

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Vanilla.

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

Am I cool?

Hell yes.

#434724

wow * has a crisis* the wiz has spoken.. might as well just crawl back into my ol' carboard box...

edit: :'( <--- remember this wizard.. forever

#434725

...for...ev....er

Austin you sir are an underachiever

#434727

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most?

standard 4th gen

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

v6 with mplugin set to milk

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest?

Kate Beckinsale, Johnny Depp

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

Healing factor (like Wolverine)

5. What is your favorite colour?

Black

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

No.

7. Favorite genre of music?

Metal

8. In one word, describe me.

You

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Both

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

Why customize? Because I can!

#434734

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

The latest nano... if only the full giggers where the same design/size.

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

None. Foobar > iTunes . Itunes is a bloated hunk of shit.

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

Female: Eugenia Volodina

Male: *puts on wizard hat and robe*

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

The ability to create super powers.

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

Brown. Heres why:

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

No.

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

This question is too stupid.

8. In one word, describe me.

Purple.

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

LSD.

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

Q. What is cool?

A. Nothing. Nothing is cool.

#434740

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

5G iPod Video

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

I dont know what version it was but the brushed aqua one

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

hmm...a hot celeb...mischa barton

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

x ray vision...heheheh

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

black

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

phh no

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

rap

8. In one word, describe me.

i onno, a mac addict or wtv?

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

bof' a dem

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

Did you make your team's basketball team this year?:

yes haha we won our first game 92 70 hi 5

lolz this was fun

#434747

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

The new red nanos. Good design, good cause

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

7. So sexy

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

Male: K-Fed Female: Britney Spears LOL

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

Xray vision!

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

Orange

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

I did for 5 days. Didn't like it, stayed playing FPS

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

House/Greek

8. In one word, describe me.

the wiz.

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

chocolate

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

this isn't question. xD

#434760

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

I don't care, they all play music

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

I don't care, it plays music

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

Ciara (I think I said both genders)

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

Shutting stupid people up

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

Doesn't matter, they're all apart of the spectrum

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

Why would I play a computer game for? Let's get better things to do than waste bandwidth.

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

Screwed

8. In one word, describe me.

White.

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate

10. ?

Yeahhhhhh

#434763

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

Ipod Nano (Green)

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

4.1

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

Shakira, Jim (Heather Graham's hubby)

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

Invisibiliity

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

Green (see # 1)

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

Used to

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

Standards

8. In one word, describe me.

Totally Purple

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Teeth gone now... must 'ave been the "C" word

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

Why are you still here? Same reason that I am.

#434765

1. 1st generation iPod. The one with the real scroll wheel.

2. 7.x, as I like the new iPod interface.

3. Carrie-Anne Moss as Trinity.

4. Telekinesis.

5. Between the two I prefer 'colour.'

6. No way in hell.

7. Techno, lounge, rock, jazz (in that order)

8. Purple!

9. Vanilla.

10. What's 2^21 (off the top of your head)?: 2,097,152

#434766

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

5th Gen Video

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

6

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

Wizard

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

X-ray vision

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

Blue

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

Nope. Computer sucks too much and too poor

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

Any type of rock

8. In one word, describe me.

Human(?)

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Vanilla

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

Do I like cheese?

Yes I do.

#434767

First Gen iPod nano white, 4GB. It's sleek and has album art. That and if I really wanted, I could fit it in my wallet.

iTunes 4 or 5. I liked iTunes 4 for its excellent themability via Shapeshifter. Every theme had a skin, period. I liked iTunes 5 for its new looks, podcasts (NPR), and the birth of metal unified. I loved both for their lack of stupid video shit that came with 6.

That black British guy who was the assassin in Serenity for male; the pregnant reporter in Life Aquatic for female. I like well-developed characters with style and a touch of natural good looks.

Telepathy, especially if you had access to a voice who helped you out or something.

Blue or white, depending on your definition, for design and overall use. For clothing, lime green or bright orange.

Hell f***ing no.

Ambient electronic, though I appreciate any musician who takes the time to craft great music, which opens up everything but pop and popular country.

f***.

Chocolate, unless it's soft serve.

Sex? Only for babies... what's the point otherwise. Yes I'm finished with puberty and have a real, tangible girlfriend and awesomely enough, she agrees.

#434778

Results will also be added to the initial post in score descending order. Un-scored ballots up to this post.

deathmedic3rd had a strong showing! - 9.2

mps69 did solid. The computer crashed when it was looking for Kate Winslet and Rachel Weisz in it's male database. - 8.3

Slewed did not too shabby. - 8.2

vkeios, unfortunately, didn't do so spectacular. - 5.9

jhorner had a promising ballot. - 7.6

Austin123. The computer told me to tell you this, "we don't like smart-asses". But it did give you credit for some answers that it liked. Though, that wasn't much either. - 4.9 2.9

Edit: Sorry, I read some scores wrong. The following adjustments need to be made:

Austin123 - 2.9

That is all.

holy moly!

#434785

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

Sony NW-HD5

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

6.0

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

Tom Cruise

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

Avoiding pointless threads.

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

Brown

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

You mean, Warcraft 2?

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

Polka / Paris Hilton

8. In one word, describe me.

Sprouty (yeah, I made up my own word!)

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

A taste of black keeps you coming back. (Chocolate)

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

What would Seph do now?

Leave.

#434788

1. Which incarnation of the iPod do you like the most (product line and generation)?

iPod 30G, black of course

2. Which version of iTunes do you like best?

Version 7, love it 'cause it keeps screwing me up

3. Name the celebrity you think is the hottest (do both genders for a chance at extra points!)?

Angelina Jolie, i got almost all her collection "movie"

4. If you could have a super power, what would it be?

i'll turn Aqua Soft into Brushed

5. What is your favorite color/colour?

Blue indeed

6. Do you play World of Warcraft?

No

7. Favorite genre of music (Try to keep it as simple as possible. I only know seven.)?

Soft Rock my favourite, i'm soft... fragile

8. In one word, describe me.

Huh !

9. Chocolate or Vanilla?

will be Chocolate, my desk draw never ran out of Chocolate

10. Make up your own question and answer it.

wat would i do if i have $1,000.000 ?

i'd buy all developers and moderators just to build me one of the best desktop ever......

#434790