Why I Fired My Secretary...

Why I Fired My Secretary

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said,

"Good morning boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better; someone

had remembered.

I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door

and said "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little

private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the

way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not." ; She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think

I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."

"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...on the couch..........naked.

:shy: :nuts:

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