Aqua-Soft Forumslockedout is deadzombie's online "friend" desperately trying to take over his life
Game: Tall Lie about the last poster
thehundredthone only has one testicle, which would be strange enough on a guy. but on a girl....yikes!!
Shmengie-The girl is your sister but yo' mama don't know!
is there such thing as too much madness?
oh and shmengie likes to artificially inseminate cows...
dpsleep has the world's largest barbara streisand mp3 collection. oh dpsleep, you funny girl, you!
shmengie gave thease barbara's mp3s to dpsleep (except one)
^ is really a mac user...
hardascole once took a trip to zimbabwe where he propositioned a medicine man to create a magic potion. A single drop of the potion onto anything would instantly create a duplicate, identical item. Unfortunately hadascole mistook the potion's bottle for shampoo and now lives in seclusion with two heads.
andrew_ is actually that guy with the beard who parted the red sea
and got the 15 commandmends on three marble slabs
but he dropped the third one to give us only ten
because he didn't feel like fulfilling them all
since he was having a bad hair day that time
(and he's still proud of it)
herd is a developer that makes odd programs that he can't even figure out how to use, yet he still uses them to try to take over the world....
Soniku needs to start meditating to the Yaku else atrocities are waiting for him at the door. Oh and that near hit while you were out with that Hummer..should have given you a clue, their Lebanese temper is something you DO NOT want to trifle with...
despite austin123's name, he can actually count to 5!!
shmengie isnt really out of his element, but he's still a creppy guy
^ Isn't really Greek- just wishes he was that leet.
liquidplasmaflow isnt a emo kid 
Ellada is actually Ella from the book/movie Ella Enchanted who was instructed to go own Bill Gates. Now he's (she's?) basically CEO of Microsoft, so that's why all the products suck.
-Ertai
PS: I know Gates isn't CEO anymore, but let's pretend we don't know that.
Ertai88 is horribly dyslexic and made an attempt at misspelling 'atari' but instead came up with Ertai.
andrew_ actually has a post count of 10 but due to his l337 developerness he bumped it up to 338
thehundredthone isn't a Artifical Lifeform Optimized for Killing. He just hasn't figured out how to self destruct yet
soniku smells like ass.
Shmengie likes to hallucinate with a spoon
Austin123 likes to spoon while hallucinating
thehundredone is the spoonee.
Ellada is the lingerei model that Mike wants to become.
austin123 can actually spell lingerie.