Complete Utter Randomness Thread

#437724

Anyone know of Metalocalypse?

#437799

<3 macbook! s00 white!

#437824

chicken bone $hit

#438007

Haha!

#443094

Do I have a new sig?

VISTA SUCKS BALLS!

...i think.

#443144

My thoughts on your new sig:

#443147

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Not that special.. Just wanted to post something here

#443150

gnome,

ertai,

#443151

Do I have a new sig?

Purple, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Someone! Reboot Gnome! He's blown something!

#443152

RED HOT ACTION!

I was scared at first. It was very wide, and very long, and it angled straight up. I decided I had to try it once. I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it. It felt weird at first. Then I got used to it. I went up and down, and up and down on it. I was really loving it.

Now I ride on escalators all the time.

I squeezed it gently at first, then a little bit harder. There seemed to be more and more of it I moved it towards my lips. It was a strange and new sensation for me. I put it in my mouth and moved it around and around with my tongue. The time soon came when I knew I had to spit it out. It was quite an experience.

The 1st time I tasted toothpaste.

They were both round and firm. There was only the slightest difference between the two. I took one in my hand and twisted it hard. I used my other hand to grab the other one and twisted it hard the other way.

Now there's a brighter light bulb in the living room.

It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet. Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.

Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.

It's in poor taste, but it becomes worksafe if you look for some text at the bottom, guys . -NC

It also requires highlighting. I didn't get it until I checked the post to delete it, which highlights all the text. -gnomexp

#443157

You like Aqua, you like Vista. Why not get the best of both worlds?

AquaVista

#443164

Purple, because ice cream doesn't have bones.
Someone! Reboot Gnome! He's blown something!

I thought Gnomes pic was just about the funniest thing I'd ever seen until I saw this post hahahaha. LMAO

#443165

ew, should be in

#443171

hey, i didnt make it!

#443296

Ice cream is shiney :-D

#443331

You like Aqua, you like Vista. Why not get the best of both worlds?
AquaVista

Now I know every dentist's favorite site!

#443393

It's in poor taste, but it becomes worksafe if you look for some text at the bottom, guys . -NC
It also requires highlighting. I didn't get it until I checked the post to delete it, which highlights all the text. -gnomexp

i pissed off some mods!