flyakite impregnated my dog!

after installing flyakite, my wife is missing, my coffee tastes like earwax, someone stole my car and it hurts when i pee.

i demand a refund!

#373071

****er made me go bald, too. Me and shmengie are gonna sue

#373075

and the point of this post is...? there's a bug report thread if you have a specific problem.

http://www.aqua-soft.org/board/showthread.php?t=32810

#373081

Ya it impregnated my girlfreind too!!!!

#373083

Congratulations on starting this thread shmengie. It's really brought some of the more serious problems with FlyakiteOSX to light, problems not everyone wants to discuss so easily. Especially considering that Chris Kite guy is such an ***hole. With all this evidence we're sure to bring him down in court.

#373084

See people? When it comes to Flyakite, JUST SAY NO.

#373085

what the.. oO"

#373086

April Fools a week in advance ? 0.o >.< o.0

#373091

I don't know Shmengie you should have read the readme carefully, it clearly says Flyakite may have unstable consequences....

and the USE AT YOUR OWN RISK sign, no ob :P

#373097

Um.... Am i lost hear? What the hell is wrong with you? *FAK impregnated my dog*!?

I think I'm lost hear... And why you calling Kris a ***hole?

#373101

ghostboy: Take this thread with a grain of salt, its a GD-like thread which means anything goes, just trying to have a little fun i guess.., nothing here should be taken for a fact or personally

Edit: it's not a GD thread >_<

#373102

Uh...... ok, delete my post then.

#373104

It's a GD thread that wandered off and got lost, like shmengie's pregnant dog.

#373106

@Liquid: Hahaha, were looking for help on finding this dog, it appears that... the lost dog was last seen with you O_O

#373108

So, this is how the aqua soft members are when are bored!

#373111

Flyakite took a crap in my shoe and made me pay for its dry cleaning :(

#373112

Flyakite took a crap in my shoe and made me pay for its dry cleaning :(

See?! Chris Kite is out of control..

#373114

and the point of this post is...? there's a bug report thread if you have a specific problem.

http://www.aqua-soft.org/board/showthread.php?t=32810

HaHAHA ...FUNNY STUFF

#373139

So, this is how the aqua soft members are when are bored!

Unfortunately everyone's like this pretty much all of the time. ;):P

Edit: Look what it did to my eyesite!

#373140

flyakite's software reported my myspace profile to mydeathspace, but you don't see me complaining. Sheesh, big talkers here when Chris's not around to defend himself... do y'all also go around drop kicking stray puppies when ure not reformatting harddrives?

*goes back to watching libertine looped for my pleasure*

#373143

... do y'all also go around drop kicking stray puppies when ure not reformatting harddrives?

Kicking puppies...wow now I've got something to do tonight..thanks! :P

#373145

Kicking puppies? That's childsplay compared to a certain Mr Kite's favorite past-time of cracking jokes about 'baby seals walking into a club...'

#373147

truth is that Flyakite is a top security threat and must be stopped

#373149

flyakite's software reported my myspace profile to mydeathspace, but you don't see me complaining. Sheesh, big talkers here when Chris's not around to defend himself... do y'all also go around drop kicking stray puppies when ure not reformatting harddrives?

*goes back to watching libertine looped for my pleasure*

Who said I'm not around? That's just what I want everyone to think.

#373182

Ah ha! Lack of denial noted! ;)

#373194