The "Screw up the wish!" Game

n this game, the first poster (me) must make a wish. the next person, must screw up that wish and then make another wish, then the third person must screw up the second persons wish, and make another.

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Example

Poster 1: I wish I was at disneyland right now

Poster 2: POOF! Your at disneyland but the rollercoaster cart comes off and hits a random bomb and the place explodes

I wish I had a million dollars

Poster 3: POOF! You got your million dollars, monopoly dollars

I wish I was at home right now.

Get it? Good. I will start

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I wish I had brand new untouched 20inch iMac G5.. drooollllll

#344257

HuU! 20inch Intel is way better.

I wish there is a brand new 30" apple cinema in front of my door in the next morning when i wake up

#344264

POOF! It's a 1-color (black and white, not greyscale) 30" display

I wish I owned Aqua-Soft, so I could kick Timan off.

#344269

POOF! You now own Aqua-Soft, but Unbe closes every single thread with a snarky comment and a sigh of exasperation.

Oh wait, we're playing a game?

#344323

POOF! and Timan closes the thread...

I wish people would stop customizing their desktops.

#344327

POOF! People stopped customizing their desktops, but Aqua Soft and all other customizing sites died. People lost their desire to make nice things and their creative powers vanished.

You no longer have a site and a reason to live so you shoot yourself.

And people are stuck inside a Luna theme in a grey Microsoft world. They will never be free again.

I wish I was married right now and lived in a beatiful cozy house full of Apple high-tech.

#344337

POOF! It's all Apple high-tech, but it's iMacs and 1G iPods.

I wish I was Steve Jobs.

#344339

Can people have more than 2 wishes? i wanna play again.

#344344

POOF! You're Steve Jobs but not Apple CEO, only some random S.J. living in Texas.

I wish I was Batman.

#344350

POOF! You're Batman, but in the middle of one of his psychotic episodes where he's experiencing excessive grief over the death of his parents, and his phobia about bats is resurfacing. Hey, it was in an older (cartoon) episode.

I wish newsposting took care of itself!

-NC

#344351

POOF! It does take care of itself but it's spelling and grammar is horrible and you have to triple check every newspost.

I wish moderating took care of itself

#344357

POOF! That's why we have Unbe, He's a MMM: mean mod machine

I wish Tara Reid was in my bed right now.

#344380

POOF! She's in your bed, but so is your grandma...

I wish I didn't just post that.

#344386

POOF! She's in your bed, but she brought plenty of unwelcome guests.

I wish I would finish my college essays.

EDIT: I HATE YOU TIMAN

#344387

Your college essays are finished, but due to "commitment" issues (namely, "a challenging workload plus volunteering everyday at Newspaper Club"), they're not as good as they could be .

I wish that my iHome Speaker set was working (as it is, I'm going to have to return it under warranty).

-NC

#344389

POOF! Finally, your 6 year old niece come to your help and plug things properly, then your speaker works, but it sounds like 5 cents crap, so you got humiliated and robbed.

I wish I had some good whisky right now!

#344394

Poof! You have Whiskey, but it's in the passenger seat of your car (Do not pass go, do not collect 200 aqua skins.)

I wish I could go do something interesting on New Year's Eve...

#344404

POOF! You go out have a real nice time, get wasted, meet a real hot chick, she takes you back to her place, opens her bedroom door, and there is willy and his grandma lying on the bed, waiting for you both.

I wish i didnt have to work friday night so i could go out and see cosmic gate mix up a 5hour set...

#344412

POOF! You don't have to work friday night and you think about visiting a friend who happens to be the chick Liquidplasmaflow met and we're all waiting for you to have an orgy.

P.S : Enough of me and my grandma, she's a saint

I wish I could play the guitar like Mick thompson

#344425

POOOOOOOOOOOF!

You can play the guitar like Mich Thompson, but know one else but you knows.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

// Lou

#344426

POOF! You do, but it's actually the plot of the movie, Sideways :slant:

I wish I had a super cool signature

#344429

POOOF!!! u have a nice one, but xmas is oveeer!!!

i wish i had an iPod

#344442

POOF! You have a brand new iPod, sadly it didn't ship from china, but from a remote cave in the afghan mountains. When you turn it on... POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!

I wish this reply to be the last one in this thread.

#344444

POOF! Your reply was the last one in this thread, but then I posted just to screw it up!!

I wish I was married and had a wonderful kid and we all used Mac.

#344457

HuU! You married an ugly wife and a bunch or rebel kids and they all use Mac 6100 seriers.

I wish Trinh is my girlfriend.

#344494