Two Word Story

The following are the rules for this story, if someone does not abide by the rules skip their turn and follow from the last person that was correct:

1. You are only allowed to use 2 words at a time, no repeat posting, you have to wait for at least one other person to post before you post again.

2. These things tend to get very sexual very quickly so try your best efforts to stay away from that.

3. Commenting on the story is not allowed until it is finished, if you want to comment on it, do it in another thread, otherwise it ruins the flow of the story.

That's it other than that just enjoy the story:

Story Begins:

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There was

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a time

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when Windows

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was useable

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Bill Gates

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died of

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Aqua phobia

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And went

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a mutant

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but then,

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x-men came

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and disappered

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but since

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there have

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been shrimps

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, purple cows,

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evil turnips

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and more

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magical creatures

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This has

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*Spammers thread* :smartass:

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No importance

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and yet

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Bond’s here :bond: :mr_cool:

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yeaah baby!

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