Gates Vs GM [Funny]

GATES VS GM

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the

way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with

the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got

1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press

release stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be

driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to

buy a new car

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate -

their computers!

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Someone emailed this to me and I had to share it. Really good stuff. Not sure if its true, but its really funny. :D

#285989

Not only that, but that is so unbelievably old. Like...years.

// Lou

#286012

yeh.... every year after COMDEX, this things makes rounds in mails... and it always says "In a Computer and Technology Expo COMDEX this year....."

#286059

Still, pretty funny. Thanks for sharing.

#286123

Apology. I just got it yesterday.

And I thought Mail was slow.

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