Let us count all the different clubs...

In the beggining there was Club Simon.

On day one Simon said "Let there be pr0n" and Mau rejoiced.

On day two Simon said, "Let there be booze" and Unbe rejoiced.

(Days 2-6 were hazy cause of the heavenly beverage Simon gave to Unbe and thus are skipped)

Finally, on day 7 Simon said "Let there be Harry Potter glasses for everyone, EXCELSIOR!" and only NC was glad.

People of the Club the fled and spread through the Aqua lands, starting their own Clubs.

When he saw the number of them, Unbe though "WTF mate?!" and started a thread about it.

So who has a club and what will you do to draw new members? What do you have to offer and why will your "Club XXX" be the ultimate sig?

Share your opinion with us, tonight on "Mau King Live".

(this thread is sponsored by Club Wizard, a place where even Unbe is one of the cool kids)

#283782

Day 2-6 are best forgotten, as it involes Simon saying something about a "german dude saying Dildo" @@_

(this post brought to you by Club Wizard, bringing of ROFLs to all)

#283785

so he wasn't talking about DIDO, the singer? :confused:

No wonder NC has a sore butt. :cool:

#283787

so he WASN'T talking about Dido, the singer? :confused:

No wonder NC has a sore butt. :cool:

It wasn't NC silly, it was Queen Latifa, and they were playing Dido in the background too :confused:

#283788

Remember that time, with that thing, and the other guy, and simon was there, and you were too, and simon did that thing with the smurf, and it was gross...

btw, SOYLENT GREEN IS MOFOS ;o

#283790

so Queen Latifa has a sore butt? :confused:

I don`t even wanna know where you got that info!

what is next? you are going to tell me Simon is a boy?

and where are the rest of cool kids!?

#283791

i have my own club, see the sig, SEE THE SIG!!!!!!!

#283795

Thats silly, if simon was a boy, who's my mommy?

AND LEIK OMFG WUT IS TEH THIS http://domesticpancake.com/images/Simon%20queenlatifa.png

#283796

WTP? proof that simon listens and loves Queen Latifa? , and the plot thickens

#283797

WTP? proof that simon listens and loves Queen Latifa? , and the plot thickens

I told you not to put so much gelatin in!

#283798

THIS is what i call a movie!

(this trailer has been approved by King Mau. If you don`t like it, rottent tomatos are to your right, sticks, forks and torches are to your righ)

#283801

#283822

club wookie offers free porkchops... mmm.. a delicious club

#283824

I support Club Wizard because he kills people... like new members. Um...

#283825

club wookie offers free porkchops... mmm.. a delicious club

its not a club until it has a Club Simon...err Club Wookie sig!

#283826

how's that for a sig

#283839

Screw your fancy pants clubs. I'm all about the Wookie!

#283846

alone. all alone.

#283848

Hoo-haa! I got a mention. Alright, it's Harry Potter, and alright, it's a sore butt, but attention is attention!

For all who are interested, Club NC is now accepting membership offers. Requirement is a $500 member fee.

-NC

#283868

Does it come with access to your por... er.. icon server?

#283872

Comming soon to a browser near you!

"All your base are belong to us" <-- not really.

sig below vv

#283900

#284187

amit: macsterbatorus sounds liek something else

#284191

How about this:

(subtitle: I club baby seals)

Good thing you clarified that, I read, "I clover baby seals."

#284259

Hmm..to be honest I'm not sure whether to pwn CF about the whole Queen incident (it were Amazon's fault, honest!) or just sue you all.

#284310