Apple is teh Evil !!!

Windows zealots? Mac zealots? Linux zealots? Those are all beginners and n00-bers, these guys are real champs when it comes to bashing the opposition! There's no denying it... once you go off the deep end there's no coming back, check it out:

Take for example Apple Computers, makers of the popular Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.

But wait... there's more!

Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness

I'd like to quote the whole thing here... but I'll just splatter a link and tell you to scroll down to the "Apple Macintosh" heading: http://objective.jesussave.us/propaganda.html

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Standard Disclaimer: I am in no way chastising anyone for their belief system, I am simply pointing out something that in my opinion seems like digging for oil in a sandbox. So in closing:

* Extreme religiousness is bad regardless of your religion

* Eat your veggies

* Don't do drugs

* Wash your hands after going to the bathroom

Thank you for your attention, try the veal, I'll be here all week.

#278122

I saw something similar for Dungeons and Dragons, that particular article also said that Washing Machines were satanic becuase they induce "strange thoughts"... huh?

I will not turn people from their beliefs, but if you do believe in a higher power, please don't end up like this. Talking yourself deeper and deeper into an uncontrollable paranoia. The world is OK, companies don't intentionally sneak suggestive messages into things, you interpret their message different to them.

...Anyway, I'm going back to World of Warcraft to help kick undead backside.

#278136

lol...........

these people eiter need to stop drinking before they write, or get a cheaper ticket next time :confused:

#278143

HHAHAHAHAHA - sad and amusing. Mostly sad though :confused:

#278148

thats ridiculous...simply put

#278153

it makes for a good laugh!..

#278159

an good laugh, but i'm not buying into it.

#278163

This gets a definite Yikes™ from me. >_<;;

#278173

no, you guys, seriously...

OMFG!! i thought you were quoting 'the onion' or some other farcical site. well, as long as they don't start spamming, let 'em say whatever they want. i mean, they're just trying to save your souls, goddammit!

second best bumpersticker ever: "Jesus, save me from your followers."

#278239

Sadly, I have to agree with these people.

To all those hippies and commies in this site--farewell. I won't be able to answer any requests or PMs sent from now on. I believe it's time to do some soul-searching.

Goodbye, you brainwashed wackos.

-NC

#278269

sorry to see you go, nc. just remember, jesus loves you. but just as a friend.

#278277

Hmmm yes... I love darwin, does that makes me satanic?

HELL FIREWIRE!!!

OMMFGROFLMAO~

#278283

http://joyoftech.com/joyoftech/joyarchives/666.html

#278293

i wonder if thats why i like apple?

#278318

where are the mods for posts like that? posts like that should be immediately deleted for extreme stupidity. Retards who think like this - dont over analyze

#278335

tsk tsk

adam doesn't know some nico ol' humour

#278358

Why is it always GillBates with all these posts? LOL... Nice one.