Infomercial's, Ploys, Telemarketer Schemes!

hey hey,

so what is your favorite (by favorite i mean stupidest or funniest informercials or people in them) and dontforget the telemarketers.

right now i just cant get off the fact that Ron Popeil, the maker of the Ronco knives has so many duplicate knives? "but thats not all! if you call now you can get a sportsmans knife! which is actually just like the fillet knife only for sporty people! and of course his very lazy tactic for roasting things "set it and forget it!" as the audience plays along because they get free samples. and whom can i devote my entire existance to? The only man who can get me awake in the morning, its BILLY MAYS!! for OXI-CLEAN! in one "episode" i counted him saying "look at this!" over 80 times in one hour! amazing i know! it's too bad because if he wasnt yelling all the time i could hear how to order his products instead of that ringing in my ears. Kaboom!

So what about you?

Pops, for Aqua-soft! The Mac Specialists!

#209539

I like making fun of telemarketers alot. I guess they are just doung their jobs but it is fun anyway!

#209540

spray on hair is a classic:

but the flow-bee....

#209545

you've got to be kidding... there's no match for matthew lesko, the free government grants buffoon

#209598

all right tough guy, how about Psychic Friends Network?

#209605

Originally posted by juno+Aug 30 2004, 05:37 PM-->

QUOTE(juno @ Aug 30 2004, 05:37 PM)

I like making fun of telemarketers alot. I guess they are just doung their jobs but it is fun anyway!

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#210154

Originally posted by ji eun@Aug 31 2004, 02:45 AM

but the flow-bee....

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Those two obviously have had their daily intake of illegal narcotics today. (And I don't dare Google what “flow-bee” is..)

#210160

bill hicks would've known what to do with telemarketers.

#210170

Funnily, this is my personal most horrid vision of hell

when I once had caught a fever:

Telemarketers everywhere and you can't turn the volume

down, nor zap away. Shudder.

I despise the lot. Whoever buys this stuff or watches

one of their channels longer than five minutes should be

awarded either for his bravery or for his moronness.

#210360

yeah i just got one from a woamn who wanted to get me some aol stuff and i said "no im content with msn, thank you" and shes goes ok blah blah blah, and we can send you some free cd's "NO ma'am that wont be necessary" well sir, do i have to remind you that..... "ma'am, if i needed to be reminded all the time, then where would i be in life? oh yeah i'd be sitting at a phone all day calling people about products they dont want" CLICK

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