Oh Bless Those Senior Citizens

Hey,

Now i didnt truly know

until today that senior citizens (thats 62 and up) Call things,

usually things that cant talk, by the wrong name, or what they think

is "cool" to them. Like the times when i was playing legos in the

living room many years ago. Except they aren't Legos! They are

Snappix! What the hell is a snappix?! It's not the remote control,

its a clickah! It's not butter, it's OLEO!!! Oh and how could i

forget those little candies called smarties, well im afraid they

arent smarties, they're tuckers! The name just doesnt fit! IT'S OUT

OF THIS WOOOORLD!!!!!! So Tonight when you go to bed always remember

that too much oleo is bad for the brain, dont leave the clickah in

the chair, clean up your snappix when you are done with them, and if

your mouth hurts then suck on a tucker!

ok, anybody have a simmilar list of saying?

Pops

#201878

LOL :D i know just what you mean. The worst thing though

is when they continue treating you that way after youve

reached a more dignified level of maturity :P

#201879

I hate it when someone calls the T.V. remote a "zapper".

#201891

silly old people :rolleyes:

#201905