Time For Pay Backs

Tired of the lies and half-truths fed to Men for so long, I've decided to post them in the hopes that once they're laid out, women will stop using these lines and start telling the truth.

Lies:

1. "I don't want to go out with you because I like you too much."

(I guess she wants an asshole, then, huh?)

2. "You're like a brother to me."

(Gee, thanks...why not just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice on it.)

3. "I'm just not ready for a relationship, right now."

(Because she just got out of that ****ty relationship you've been warning her about)

4. "I don't want to do anything that could jeopardize our friendship."

(Like possibly find out we're compatible?)

5. "I don't look at you in that way."

(How do you look at me then? With utter disdain?)

6. "I can't take the chance that I'd do anything to hurt you"

(Yeah, you'd rather be the one hurting...from dating an asshole.)

7. "You're too good of a person for me to go out with."

(So you'd rather find some asshole?)

8. "You're too nice."

(Your kidding, right?)

9. "I don't want to loose what we have as friends."

(In other words, knowing your a sucker for her, she wants to continue to use you for free stuff.)

10. "I wish I had waited for someone like you"

(Why do they only say this when taken?)

11. "I am definately going to marry someone like you."

(Then marry me, idiot! Geez!)

12. "I love you. I'm just not 'in love' with you."

(Riiiight.)

13. "You are STILL my best friend."

(Ok, freind, got a gun so I can shoot myself now?)

#14869

LoL duckie.. thats funny.. #2 and #11 are my favorites.. lol

-bolero

#14872

Lol, now it all makes sence to me.

Heheheee, funny.

Add some more of them!

Cheers

#14873

Dayum Duck, are you havin women problems? When I feel like watching a girl kneel before

me for power purposes I go to the local strip club "CandyCanes".

Werd but your smart man, maybe you analyze things too much? Well with me its like this.

I usually want 2 different types of women, 1 a quick good bang or 2, the long term relationship.

But in my experiences, I make them come to me so I dont really worry about all the riffraff they

might unleash on my frail frame. Later

#14874

Actually, I have a wife, and we're very happy, but I always thought these were funny.

#14875

Oh das cool den mayn! Theyre funny no doubt, Ive just havent been told those for the longest

so I assumed wrong about your stee. Mah bad homie. Peace out fu!

#14878

Yeah. It's funny how these women seem to think they are trying to not hurt someone's feeling but lies hurt more than the truth.

What I just love is when some woman harrasses you when you are a regular customer at coffee shop and you look out your bedroom window to see her outside your appartment building in the morning talking to someone but looking straight at you. Not only that but she comes up from behind you one day on the street and introduces your to her friend like I knew her well or something.

I guess she got pissed off 'cause I did not give her the time of day. Apparently, she told people I was stalking her according to rumors I heard. After hearing that, I stopped going there and went somewhere else even though I have to walk a couple blocks instead of across the square from my office.

Sheesh. She was kind of cute but not really my type (kind of a Jennifer Aniston type). The things we guys have to do in this day in age huh?

I heard that she got fired a month ago but I still have not gone back.

#14882

It's not stalking, just selective walking.

#14884

I think it's the same woman going around spreading the same replies on everyone.

#14887