[screwup] Microsoft Patents Apple (tree)

:D whoops! the patent office assigns MS more patents than it should:

Microsoft patent for apple tree

#157038

I wonder how that board meeting went :blink: .

#157059

I bet there just waiting for apple to take a pic of an apple from one of thoes trees and include it in there product.

#157060

perhaps next they will patent the penguin...

#157077

And then the devil.

That was to be a joke and then I realized that it means Bill Gates would have to patent himself.

#157153

Its just to easy....must fight urge to make an ass of self.....making fun of MS never gets old.....

#157205

Damn, they beat me to it!

#157207

They didn't patent "the apple tree", you fools.

They patented a specific type of apple tree.

Someone else owns the patents for what we all know and love as apple trees.

Oh, and for what it matters, plant patents are just there so that no-one can claim that they made it, and so that people can control the sales of seeds and so forth. Does anyone really think that MS is getting into the horticultural supplies industry?

#157303

Originally posted by Stevie BM@May 5 2004, 11:32 PM

Does anyone really think that MS is getting into the horticultural supplies industry?

I think so.

#157308

Actually what happened was that some guy wanted to patent this type of apple tree and used the same law firm that MS uses to patent stuff, and they screwed it up and made the paperwork out to MS:

ZdNet has the blurb about it.

Just goes to show you, if there is a god, he's got a good sense of humor ;)

#157355

I'm going to patent LAMBY!!!

What do you all think? You've spotted lamby on my Setup pic.

Want me to start a game where I take random pics and you must *drum role* *cheap gameshow music* SPOT THE LAMBY?

#157365

Originally posted by amnesia@May 6 2004, 03:54 AM

Want me to start a game where I take random pics and you must *drum role* *cheap gameshow music* SPOT THE LAMBY?

yes!

#157455

Microsoft was never that smart, even tho it was the firm that scewed up.

They really should have asked them selfs while doing the paper work, why would microsoft want an apple tree?

#157853

since when can unregistered folk reply

#158073

Originally posted by Photo678@May 7 2004, 07:24 AM

since when can unregistered folk reply

They can't.

But what can happen is that jade_lee a.k.a. zandor a.k.a. overkill a.k.a. about 50 other accounts can have all his accounts deleted, and get an IP ban ;)

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