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this is completely ok if it involves humor and nothing beyond the doubt of disrespect. Seeing nazi symbols on bush or the muslims as pigs, will be obviously taken off. good luck with this sensitive thread.
I guess if you are going to allow political cartoons then here is a few more...enjoy.
Peter Nicholson, Melbourne, Australia, Peter is the daily cartoonist for The Australian,
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I guess this is the man we supposed to trust?
Riber Hansson, Sweden, Svenska
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Dry Bones, Israel -- Yaakov
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Behrendt, De Telegraaf, Amsterdam,
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Ammer, Weiner Zeitling, Vienna, Austria
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Vance Rodewalt, Calgary Herald
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Gary Clement, Toronto -- The National Post
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Terry Mosher (Aislin), Montreal, Canada, The Montreal Gazette
Very funny schtick. See, this is all in good humor. We should definitly keep this light heartedness up.
I wish I had the Foxtrot that went:
"1024x768 would be good. I think 800x600 would be cramped"
"maybe 1200x1024"
"I think 1600x1200 is the way to go!"
"What are you talking about"
"Well, mom said to come up with New Year Resolutions."
"Mine is to stop having these conversations"
Get it, LOL LOL LOL.
Steve Breen -- The San Diego Union-Tribune
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Who are you gonna call ?
Bill Day, The Commercial Appeal, Memphis, Tennessee
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**** Locher, Chicago -- The Chicago Tribune
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Gary Markstein, Wisconsin, The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel
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Dwane Powell, North Carolina, Raleigh News & Observer
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Mike Ritter -- Arizona, Tribune Newspapers
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Mike Smith, The Las Vegas Sun, Nevada
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Corky Trinidad, The Honolulu Star-Bulletin
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John Kurtz, Cartoonfix
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Al -Quaeda Recruiting Film
Click here, no here, no here you infidel
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I'm only 32... and all I want to do... is Boogaloo.
Dude I went out for like 4 hours, what TF happenend to A-s?
Playwright Jim Sherman wrote this after hearing that Hu Jintao was named chief of the in Communist Party China.
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The China-man!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Thank You...Mr. President.
Originally posted by Glitzychiwuawa@Jan 31 2003, 12:48 AMDude I went out for like 4 hours, what TF happenend to A-s?
Well, I was here grooving, and a man at the back of the forum said "everyone attack," and it was like lightening, everybody was frightening. And then that guy at the back of the forum raised his hands into the sky, and he killed Timan with a wink of his eye. And that was pretty much it: all hell broke out.
I hope this helps.
lol... good stuff 
And yeh so many new threads in just a few hours. Oh well, thats a good thing 
More reading matter
Why do you people dig up old threads?
It's better than starting new ones for the same thing isn't it? <_
awesome link, clockwise... great timekiller.
