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This text has some minor historical digressions and is the first one in the series. It does NOT accuratly depict the history of AS (like u didn`t know that allready ) It was written completly in GoatText (not AveText )
Lord of the Apps by J.R.R. Unbeliever
long time ago, in a mystical and forbidden land of AquaSoft lived a poor goater by the name of Pe7ah. Pe7ah was a humble man, a familly man (not to say a goat's man) who was always kind to others, "took care" of his goats and only wanted his own lil' pinkiPod. AquaSoft was under the spell of a powerfull witch called Appleina who was mean and protective about it but had the sexiest OS the world has ever seen. Residents of AquaSoft were emulating Appleina`s OS on their cheap PCs, trying to make their Poopsoft OSs look like Appleina OSsX (read together). Once a young and powerfull wizard by the name of Cassiel made a wonderfull magic called AquaApps but was soon crushed under Appleina`s "lawyer" magic. And thus has AS fallen into the shadow of uglyness with only few VSs to make their Poopsoft a bit better looking. This all brings us to our story.Pe7ah had his own "gang" of Aqua-ninjas who would often break in into AS's market squares jabbling things about a messiahtosh coming and other off-topic ****. This was the reason they were chased by the mod-squad of AS but unlike king Timmy, people loved them. They called themselves The Kings
of the Off-Topic. One day while Pe7ah was on his farm "taking care" 
of his goats, a tall blond stranger knocked on his door. That stranger had a funny accent and was talking nosence like "soccah" or "what the hell are you doing with that goat?" but Pe7ah, being a good man, accepted this stranger into his home and gave him a stay for the night. That night when Pe7ah's freinds came stranger introduced himself as a powerfull mage from a far away land of Holland and that his name was Ave. He said he was summoned by the despair of all the pple of AS that wanted a better looking OS, but were too poor to join Appleina`s club. He asked if the boys (and few goats and toads) would like to help him fight for a better looking and more functional OS. Everyone was thrilled. And so one day Pe7ah, goats, Seph, toads, Unbelievah, Gill, Wizard and Ave set on a quest of glory, apps,toad-licking and goating....
Part 2 coming soon....
