Striding out of the mini-mall parking lot, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh sketching! And he gives a booming cry:
"I'm going to bruise you with such zeal, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"
There aren't a whole lot of variations, but they're all funny!
lol aweseom!!
Stalking amidst the freeway, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Ihartmacz! And he gives an ominous scream:
"I'm going to contort you to the moon and back!!"
My real one:
"im gunna kill that stupid m*ther f*cking b*tch ho'"
King of cool.
"In the name of malice, I desecrate until there is no more hope!"
Wow, that's exactly how I feel about a good meal at Taco Bell !!!!!
Striding amidst the cliffs, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Ibanezcollector! And he gives a spectacular howl:
"I'm going to hump you so hard, you'll age fifty years!!"
How could I forget my "real" one?!
"I'm going to f*ck you with such disregard for common sense, your timbers will shiver!"
boo ya!
i'm glad mine had some scientific merit to it:
Running across the mountains, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Wookietv! And he gives a mighty cry:
"I'm going to f--k you until the laws of physics are violated!!"
I don;t know how much I like this one but here it goes:
Skulking on the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh okt! And he gives a low bellow:
"I'm going to hump you so thoroughly, you will wake up from the Matrix!"
Oh and here is the Real One 
:
"I am slice your lower abdomon and rip out your intestine, then I will strangle you with it, F--K'in C**Tub!!!"
wow, that one sucked.
Can we keep this a little cleaner please. I don't care if they're not "your words". Thanks.
Zang! Who is that, stalking over the desert! It is Simon, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!!"
Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Ludge, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls vengefully:
"I'm seriously going to punch you until you have puppies, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"
For the love of beatings, I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!! :rant:
Hark! Who is that, rampaging out of the freeway! It is Keith, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He cries homicidally:"For the love of beatings, I bring darkness and mayhem faster than the super-flu!"
:naughty:
"I'm going to brutalize you so utterly, I will be high on life for years to come!!"
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