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[CubanPete 0]

Sorry I had to post this, I usually don't condone flaming in any way and I try and keep it subtle but this is really funny.

http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=86816

[Slewed 0]

phew, i didn't know that. Now where is the one telling me how to move my ipod?

[metallicamaster3 0]

wow. If people actually needed to read that, then I lost all faith in humanty.

[Little_Tiger 0]

it's like saying.

do you have a dark black color, or a light white color

tsk tsk

[GfulDedFan 0]

I believe that's the quick guide version. The manual can be found at www.walkawayfromthecomputer.com or in your local bookstore. Refer to pages 18-72 and appendix C8-C19.

Darn...the link's broken.

[KAWSquared 0]

wow, reading this really fulfills my life's dream of moving mine, now that it's done, my life is complete. I moved it, but it's not turning on. what do i do? do i have to move the cables as well? i don't know how to do that...

[metallicamaster3 0]

lmfao^!

[painkilleryusuf 0]

LMFAO!!!!... dont haf words as to how helpful it was..

[MacOS9fan 0]

Well, see, Apple is one of the best companies of the world, so, they make products that are easy to use by EVERYONE, so, some one may not know how to carry the little iMac, that is completely ok! No problem. so please respect this help article and thank Apple computer that they make this guides.

[KAWSquared 0]

^^ Agreed, but unless you have the IQ of the common picture frame and the motor skills of a wax model, you should be able to handle this one. I mean come on, if the wind can move things, i'm pretty sure you (as a general term) can too.

[nickheer 0]

Well, see, Apple is one of the best companies of the world, so, they make products that are easy to use by EVERYONE, so, some one may not know how to carry the little iMac, that is completely ok! No problem. so please respect this help article and thank Apple computer that they make this guides.

Honestly, that would be one of the single worst excuses in the world if you were the Apple legal and reasoning department (bit of an oxymoron there... legal... reasoning). If the user was a toadstool, or small field mouse, then I understand why that article was written. Otherwise...

[Xer 0]

Can it break your back?? It doesn't say!!!!!!!!! please help!!!!!!!! they didn't say if it can break your back!!!!!!!! help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[thehundredthone 0]

OK I carried it to where I want it. Now how do I put it down?

[Slewed 0]

OK I carried it to where I want it. Now how do I put it down?

how did you manage to send that message? you forgot to unplug it...read step 1 again and then try it

[nickheer 0]

how did you manage to send that message? you forgot to unplug it...read step 1 again and then try it

Bwahahaha.

Hey, when I unplugged mine, I got electrocuted. Think I can sue?

[thehundredthone 0]

I had to ask my mom to type that message on her computer, but my hands are getting awfully tired now, I wish I'd asked this question before I carried the iMac.

[Silverlight 0]

Don't know how to move your iMac yet? Or have found the "How to Pick-Up" guide really hard to master? No worries...

Introducing "iMove" for the iMac.

[deathmedic3rd 0]

OMG thank you! I've been looking for this guide for months!

[shmengie 0]

hey, those g5's weigh 45 pounds. there should be something in those instructions about needing 4 guys and a six-pack.

[AngelArs 0]

For those who found that Apple article helpful, here are a few more tips from other products;

Windex:

Do not spray in eyes.

Liquid Plummer:

Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Bowl Fresh:

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool:

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Hair Coloring:

Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Wet-Nap:

Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Hairdryer:

Do not use while taking a shower.

Dial Soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

Old Spice Deodorant:

Use only on underarms.

Sleeping Pills:

Warning: May cause Drowsiness.

[metallicamaster3 0]

Sleeping Pills:

Warning: May cause Drowsiness.

Bahahahahah

[deathmedic3rd 0]

actually.. those warnings are there for a reason..

aprently a women bought a candle from a Oxfam shop, she burnt her self with some melted wax and tried to blame oxfam for im-proper warning.. she loast afaik.. now only candles with health warnings are aloud to be sold..

some people are dumb, or try to be smart at been dumb... either way their there to stop them people.

[AngelArs 0]

Yep, reminds of those people who tried to sue the fast food industry because they were over weight. LOL Let's see now I'm on a diet and I want to lose weight, what should I eat? I know! I'll get a big mac and a double order of fries, and then wash it all down with a diet coke

[metallicamaster3 0]

The sad part is that there is fact behind that statement.

[MacOS9fan 0]

Please, people, respect the help article!