The "Screw up the wish!" Game

[Conner 0]

She's your girlfriend, but she has another boyfriend secretly.

I wish I had a Lambourgini.

[Facist 0]

*POOF* theres no more gas in the world

I wish I owned everything everywhere

[djeff2433 0]

**POOF** You now own everything everywhere. Unfortunately you also have the credit card bill to prove it!

I wish I wouldn't have sold my mac for beer money.

[Facist 0]

*POOF* You never get a Mac in the first place - now you dont have a Mac, nor the beer.

I wish I had a quad powermac autographed by all the important people over @ apple

[sean.fletcher 0]

POOF! You own it, but the fumes from their sharpies killed you.

I wish I owned Donnie Darko: The Director's Cut

[shaner 0]

POOF! you own the DC of donnie darko.. except its all scatched when you get it!

I wish for more wishes?

[Facist 0]

*POOF* - You get an unlimited amount of wishes, but the gennie that's granting the wishes is drunk as hell and cant hear you.

I wish I was an admin here @ A-S

[gugote 0]

POOF you are admin now, but one minute earlier unbe banned all of us and you dont have anything to moderate

i wish scarlet johhanson is calling me to bed right now

[nightcrawler1089 0]

She is calling you to bed now--you're 6, she's your babysitter and telling you to go to bed.

I wish Internet Explorer would support min-width and max-width, even in version 6.

-NC

[Willy 0]

POOOF ! it does, you're using a shareware version, that's why you don't see it you need the serial !!

I wish I was David Beckham so I could do Victoria Adams everyday.

[Conner 0]

POOF! You are, but you lost your leg in a freak soccer accident.

I wish I was taller.

[DoctorOHM 0]

poof: you are, and so is everyone else

i wish i had some more beer

[Sethyr 0]

POOF! You have some beer but a bear came up and tackled you and you dropped your beer.

I wish microsoft would die.

[D14852001_neko 0]

POOF! Microsoft dies and crumbles, but from the ashes rises Bill Gates 1000, and creates a new empire that buys apple, adobe, all of linux.distros, intel, amd, and so on, then the whole world (its an empire) and ruins your whole life (everyone heard of conglom-o?)

I wish winning the Lotto, getting all the money, without any taxes, or being robbed... or something like that... (evil!!)

[Millennium 0]

HuU! And the next day, ur bank (wherever ur loto money is putted) is bankruptcy.

I wish im Steve Job's son - Apple CEO

[grim53 0]

MY TURN!!!

POOOOOOOF

Your steve jobs son and your being spanked cause your a very bad boy for using windows, even though its customised to look like osx

i wish i had my sheep! (more funnier)

[nightcrawler1089 0]

POOF! You have your sheep, but now we can't make any more goat jokes.

I wish that this wish wouldn't get messed up.

-NC

[Conner 0]

POOF! It does not get messed up, but the definition of "messed up" was recently changed.

I wish nothing existed.

[liquidplasmaflow 0]

POOF! Nothing exists. Even you! The cosmos is gone.

I wish I didn't do that, because now wishes are irrelevant...?

[Sethyr 0]

POOF! um i can't think of anything

I wish someone can think of something for his wish.

[Wuzzie 0]

POOF! unbe deletes your post.

I wish for world hunger to come to an end.

[Conner 0]

POOF!Only you are hungry.

I wish I owned Budweiser, Marlboro, and Coco-Cola.

[Paralex 0]

POOF! but umm...you tried to make ciggerette root beer and you got arrested for enangering minors?

I wish I had toilet paper

[D14852001_neko 0]

POOF you got toilet paper, but its made of sandpaper... ouch

I wish that my cat wouldn't be a sadomasochist (... wow, his "gf" made him ****, but oh well)

[herd 0]

POOF! Your cat is now a 300 pound tiger and ate you yesterday.

I wish windows didn't suck.