Happy Bday Simon!

[Simon 0]

*strolls in fashionably late*

Thanks for remembering your old mate Simon, lil' mofos I thought nobody cared for me in these parts even though I've been here longer than most of you. I've had a pretty pimp day; took me ho out for a spin in my burberry Vauxhall Nova with spinners and spoiler to see some wicked awesome film with Vin Diesel and The Rock in down at the local multiplex (the best bit was when that fit bird got her tits out) Then I hung around outside a nightclub driking and smoking until I didn't know what way was backwards, shouting "what you lookin' at innnit?!!" to passerbys and then some geek called me a chav so I punched him and then took a picture of him with my cameraphone whilst he was down and sent it to all my mates.

TRUE STORY!

[mubach 0]

You make me proud there, you raggamuffin you. I hope you and Mr Bling over there brought cricket bats and scooted in your scooters till the sun set.....

It's your bday too photo!? Happy Birthday!~

[Simon 0]

Actually, Mr Bling and his co-horts have been pressuring me to get a Scooter in recent months. Something about "30mph" and "way cool"

For the slower among you, my previous elaborate tale was entirely false (didn't that sound so stijl and posh of me just there ;D ) I had a party with some friends (including Mr Bling!) and we ate lot of food and watched naff films full of explosions and nukes and stuff and I didn't sleep for 27 hours. Plus I got some Sennheiser headphones, £60 (bling bling!) a t-shirt and a book and a USB stick for coursework. UGN!

Shoutout to Photo678 as well; us older folks gotta stick together. Happy birthday

[mubach 0]

Actually, Mr Bling and his co-horts have been pressuring me to get a Scooter in recent months. Something about "30mph" and "way cool"

I approve a Vespa, but if its gonna be used to look all hard2daMax, and if youre just gonna ride around in your pretend gang and stuff, then its not worth it innit? ;P

[Simon 0]

That good enough? ;D

[mubach 0]

WOW and I thought these only existed in Essex! add some chrome plated rims there and I think you got yourself a ride....

[carbonfiber 0]

Omfg Plad Scooters Ftw Pwn Lolzors Chip And Dales Mmorpg

[nightcrawler1089 0]

Wait, does that color actually exist?

Don't people go blind when they see it?

-NC

[Simon 0]

Gimme 5 minutes and I'll have the wheels off it ;D

[mubach 0]

I'll take me one of those simon! quick pip pip it and cheerio it and send it to Long Beach ASAP.

[nightcrawler1089 0]

Picadilly!!!

-NC

[carbonfiber 0]

Heres a quicky

[mubach 0]

His glasses arnt very in right now, buti we can fix that! *motions ty to add some burberyness to his glasses*

[nightcrawler1089 0]

Alright, Simon's on his way to pimpness!

-NC

[Simon 0]

Alright, Simon's on his way to pimpness!

-NC

"on my way" - damn NC I'm already there

Only 20 minutes left of my birthday, can I get an "awww" from the audience?

[nightcrawler1089 0]

I actually never said it...

Hapizzle B-dizzle!!!

-NC

[liquidplasmaflow 0]

Wooooo!

Oops, was it supposed to be "Awwwww..."? Sorry. Happy bdizzle! Errm, late bdizzle (by about 3 minutes, as I post this.)

[gnomexp 0]

FECH!!!

how many minutes late am I?

[liquidplasmaflow 0]

You were 24 minutes late