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#1 User is offline   allen8738 Icon

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 12:42 AM

Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
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Posted 24 December 2009 - 03:33 AM

View Postallen8738, on Dec 24th 2009, 12:42 AM, said:

Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.

..the funniest part of that post
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Posted 24 December 2009 - 11:52 PM

Pretty random, but pretty hilarious. Thanks for the waste of time.
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Posted 05 January 2010 - 09:00 PM

Hear that he used to work for Dillard's department store
He was always working there when they had a sale for--
"Boys pants half off"
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Posted 09 January 2010 - 01:14 AM

really funny! :)
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Posted 06 April 2010 - 07:24 AM

its funny
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Posted 10 April 2010 - 11:01 AM

It's funny and hillarious but you see, he's gone already,let's pray for his soul instead, B) (peace)
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Posted 22 April 2010 - 11:11 AM

Really nice and funny jokes
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Posted 10 July 2010 - 08:01 PM

Whats Michael Jackson's best cheese?

A. Baby Bell
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Posted 13 July 2010 - 02:26 PM

LOL! its so funny. Thanks for the Welcome joke.
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Posted 14 January 2011 - 04:50 PM

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

thats not even funny at all
:huh:
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Posted 20 January 2011 - 07:29 AM

These are the funny things about Michael Jackson. How did you get these jokes? Did you make a research on this, or you just make?
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Posted 09 June 2011 - 10:12 AM

it wasn't realy funny but its OK
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Posted 26 July 2011 - 11:45 AM

Its really mean to joke about a person, who's not around us.
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Posted 03 August 2011 - 08:11 AM

Hello, Every one!!
I am new to this forum community, I am very glad to join this community and I want to share my ideas and knowledge with the forum members and increase my knowledge,
Thanks
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#16 User is offline   samuel07 Icon

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Posted 03 August 2011 - 10:33 AM

View Postallen8738, on 24 December 2009 - 12:42 AM, said:

Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.
Q: What�s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There�s a big wheel parked outside his house outdoor kitchen equipment.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect �10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they�re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What�s brown and often found in a baby�s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson�s hand.


That was funny....he ha ha!!
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 09:01 AM

Great jokes.
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:24 AM

To be honest,I do not think this is funny at all.
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