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Michael Jackson Jokes

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Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?

A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??

A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?

A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?

A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

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Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.

..the funniest part of that post

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Hear that he used to work for Dillard's department store

He was always working there when they had a sale for--

"Boys pants half off"

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It's funny and hillarious but you see, he's gone already,let's pray for his soul instead, B) (peace)

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Whats Michael Jackson's best cheese?

A. Baby Bell

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LOL! its so funny. Thanks for the Welcome joke.

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Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: From a catalogue.

thats not even funny at all

:huh:

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These are the funny things about Michael Jackson. How did you get these jokes? Did you make a research on this, or you just make?

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Michael Jackson Jokes are the most popular with Americans.

Q: What�s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?

A: There�s a big wheel parked outside his house outdoor kitchen equipment.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect �10″?

A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??

A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they�re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?

A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What�s brown and often found in a baby�s diaper?

A: Michael Jackson�s hand.

That was funny....he ha ha!!

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